Ithaca Fantastik Review: My Friend Dahmer – Why Can’t We Be Friends?

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No one noticed Jeffrey for a long long time. Now they remember when he crossed the line.

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It’s Dahmer as a high school comedy. His pranks are all red flags to me.

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Since this is Dahmer Origins, you wonder when he’ll finally end up eating skin.

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The color of your skin don’t matter to him. He’ll store your insides in a barnyard tin.

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He even met the real vice president. And you’ll find out where Dahmer’s mother went.

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You see him hanging out all over Ohio, getting into trouble around town.

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Sometimes he doesn’t speak right, but Ross Lynch dodges the Disney spotlight.

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I hope he gets caught by the CIA. When this film opens don’t be MIA.

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Written by
Fred Topel also known as Franchise Fred has been an entertainment journalist since 1999 and specializes in writing about film, television and video games. Fred has written for several outlets including About.com, CraveOnline, and Rotten Tomatoes among others. His favorite films include Toy Story 2, The Rock, Face/Off, True Lies, Labyrinth, The Big Hit, Michael Moore's The Big One, and Casablanca. We are very lucky and excited to have Fred as part of the We Live Entertainment team. Follow him on Twitter @FranchiseFred and @FredTopel

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