Ranked: ‘V/H/S’ Films from Worst to Best

Daniel Rester ranks all of the 'V/H/S' horror anthology films from worst to best, including the recent 'V/H/S/94.'

In the early part of the 2010s, horror-focused website Bloody Disgusting launched the V/H/S film series. A film was released back to back in 2012, 2013, and 2014, each consisting of an anthology of horror shorts with multiple directors involved. In 2021, the series was rebooted with V/H/S/94. Here’s a look at all four films and how I rank them from worst to best. 

4. V/H/S: Viral  (2014)

Easily the worst entry of the series is the third, V/H/S: Viral. It goes for a different style and framing approach from the first two films, which would be a fresh welcome if handled intelligently. The overlapping theme about fame seeking comes across as muddled while the framing narrative involving an ice cream truck is incoherent. The short “Parallel Monsters” is mostly clever as a man swaps universes with another version of himself, but “Dante the Great” and “Bonestorm” are annoying and heavy on cheap effects. This entry is a big letdown overall. Grade: D+  

3. V/H/S  (2012)

Coming above V/H/S: Viral by a mile is the original V/H/S. The overlong film is scattershot and misogynistic at times, but it’s also creepy and shows franchise potential right away. All of the bits range from decent to solid except for “Amateur Night,” which is excellent. Hannah Fierman is memorable in this short as the shy Lily, who teaches some partying guys a lesson. The film also ends on a strong note with “10/31/98,” delivering an energetic cast and cool effects. V/H/S isn’t a great anthology, but it is an entertaining and influential one. Grade: B-

2. V/H/S/94  (2021) 

V/H/S/94 showed the series still had some life in it after it seemingly ended following the terrible V/H/S: Viral. This one feels less messy and sex-obsessed than the others and it features a dark goofiness throughout that is welcome. “The Empty Wake” is the only short that is particularly scary, with a woman watching over a coffin that makes knocking noises. The other bits are wild and enjoyable despite not striking fear though. “The Subject,” about a mad scientist blending humans with machines, is especially crazy and memorable. Grade: B-

1. V/H/S/2  (2013) 

The best of the bunch is the second installment, V/H/S/2. It’s a well-paced collection of shorts at 92 minutes, with a good-enough wraparound story involving a private investigator, two solid segments, and two unforgettable segments. “Phase I Clinical Trials” and “Slumber Party Alien Abduction” have their inspired moments, but it’s “A Ride in the Park” and especially “Safe Haven” that present the series at its most inventive. Both are rollercoaster rides of bloody mayhem, one involving a zombie with a bike helmet POV and the other involving a cult and a documentary crew. Those two provide a great balance of scares and dark humor. Grade: B

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Daniel Rester is a writer for the We Live Film portion of We Live Entertainment. He is a Southern Oregon University alumnus and has a Bachelor of Science degree with a double major in Communication (Film, Television, and Convergent Media) and Emerging Media and Digital Arts. He has been involved with writing and directing short films for years. Rester also won 2nd place in the Feature Screenplay Competition in the 2015 Oregon Film Awards for his screenplay "Emma Was Here," which is currently in post-production and will be Rester's feature directorial debut.

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